Sunday, November 15, 2015

The Farewell Begins

About a week or so ago, a farewell dinner was arranged with the doctors that I travel with each week back and forth from Calicut. It was a memory I will cherish. One of the best "India" nights I have had. We made plans to stop at the mall to test out an all you can eat buffet while driving home from the hospital in Perinthalmanna. One of the doctors needed to run home to feed her kids before meeting us, so five of us walked around the mall for a bit while we waited for her to come back. As we walked around, we wandered up to the top floor which has a food court and arcade. On the opposite side, we saw a small theatre that claimed to have a "ride" that was 12D! Dr. Manish, who I absolutely love joking around with, heavily questioned the ride employees demanding to know how it was possible to have a show that was 12D. He wanted to know all 12 dimensions and I stood there laughing as they explained to him what he'd experience. After intently listening to all they had to say, he turned to me and said, 'Well, Michelle...what do you think? Should we do it?" I started laughing and said, "Well, why not? We might as well...we have time to kill and it's only 150 rupees (which is the equivalent of about 3 dollars). So I asked him if we should check with everyone else and they all agreed to come go with us on this ride.

We stepped in and sat in this simulator style 8 person chair thing and we were all given a tissue. I was wondering what the heck that was for but I soon found out as I sat down and the seats were a bit damp. We then proceeded to put on our 3D glasses and the ride began. It was absolutely hilarious with twists and turns and broken roller coaster type adventure. As we went off the beaten path, we sloshed through swamps, ran into giant cobras, almost got eaten by a crocodile and plunged down waterfalls. It was fairly realistic with sprays of water, jerky movements, 3D images, bubbles and a machine that bumped us on the tush each time we hit a bump. At first, I thought one of the doctors sitting behind me was kicking my chair and almost told him to stop lol. We screamed and laughed like a bunch of teenagers and all I could think was that here I am with 5 grown up Indian men, surgeons mind you, and we are acting like we're at Disneyland for the first time hahaha!

After our thrilling adventure, we headed to dinner and met our other friend. As we stepped into the restaurant, the first question out of  Dr. Manish's mouth was, "Is there any kind of time limit?" We spent the next two and a half hours eating to our hearts content and then some, and cracked jokes the entire time. They were absolutely the best crowd to enjoy the buffet with and I had so much fun. Even the staff and manager visited our table frequently because they could tell we were enjoying ourselves to the full. I've never seen a person eat as much as Dr. Manish put away that night and he practically fell asleep at the table before we left. It was quite a feat...but he claimed he didn't want any dishes to be crying that he didn't give them a fair chance and try them all. LOL! I told them all at the end of the evening how grateful I was that they invited me in and made me a part of their lives this year. We all talked about the many wonderful laughs and memories we shared in the car rides each week and I was filled with such a thankfulness that lasted well into the week. I give thanks to God for allowing me to have actual true friends here and for the beauty I've come to appreciate along this journey that has not always been easy...in fact one of the most challenging things I've ever done. I head home in just a few weeks and I've been incredibly reflective, taking in all that this country of beauty, chaos and mystery has to offer.





Sunday, November 1, 2015

....You Might Be in India

1. If you agree to meet at 9 and the other party casually shows up at 10:30...you might be in India.

2. If the power goes out upon your arrival to a hotel and you have brush your teeth by cell phone light...you might be in India.

3. If you stumble upon another white person and you instantly become the best of friends...

4. If you climb in a rickshaw and you make it only halfway to your destination...

5. If you ask to print a document from a printing shop and there is only one working computer out of 7 and that one working computer is currently not connected to the internet...

6. If you look down as you walk in order not to step on animal poo, twist your ankle in a pot hole or step in someone else's wad of spit...

7. If your internet stops as soon as the first raindrop falls....

8. If you tell your tour guide that you need an ATM 20 times and pass by hundreds on the way to the next destination and he finally arrives without taking you to one, while proceeding to tell you that you must walk half a block to the nearest one, in the hottest part of the day and that one lonely ATM is not working...

9. If you can only use the AC at night and not during the hottest part of the day...

10. If you try to do a mud mask facial and you can't get it dry due to humidity....

11. If you have to adapt to a back up plan, then another back up plan, and another back up plan and then finally go back to the original plan...

12. If you see another foreigner walking around the mall and stalk them so you can hope to convince them to get a cup of coffee with you...

13. If on the way to work, you pass by a goat eating snacks off some roadside seller's cart...

14. If you pay for a pedicure for the sole purpose of enjoying the AC during the hot part of the day...

15. If your driver tells you it will take two hours to reach the next destination and five hours later you still haven't arrived...

16. If the 12 airport security checks as you try to board a flight out of the country makes you want to murder someone...

17. If you can't sleep due to a rooster, and vicious turkey living next door crowing at 4 am...

18. If by chance the said rooster and turkey sleep in, and you still can't sleep due to the neighbor who does laundry by beating it against a rock which sounds like a cricket bat whacking a tree...

19. If a pack of wild dogs that sound like human wailing begins their evening chant at 1:30 in the morning...

20. If the sound of blaring horns no longer make you even flinch...

21. If crossing the street is like a life or death game of frogger...

22. If you walk into a shop and everyone freezes in their tracks giving you a deer in a highlight look of desperation...

23. If you get invited to weddings weekly despite the fact that you don't know the bride or the groom...

24. If you carry toilet paper, hand sanitizer, a small pharmacy and wet wipes everywhere you go...

25. If you stop drinking liquids a day in advance so you can make it through the 5 hour bus journey without any stops...

26. If you pick out your purchases, get a receipt for them in one counter, pay for them in another counter and then pick them up in yet another counter and the guard still checks your receipt on the way out of the shop...

27. If you can't get the smell of curry out from underneath your fingernails no matter how many times you wash your hands...

28. If you have a day off for a religious holiday, state election, strike or multiple other random reasons...

29. If you have to pay a traveling doctor to bring you Starbucks because there is only one at the airport in Mumbai...

30. If you keep your cell phone charged at all times because you know your life might depend on it...